i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
either way he was missing a nipple.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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