Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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