just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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