It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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