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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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