Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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