so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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