We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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