peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
How's work?
Spinning.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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