I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
My penis needs a shock collar
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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