That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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