drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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