why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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