The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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