im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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