My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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