Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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