I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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