wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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