just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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