is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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