Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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