I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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