Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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