It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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