never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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