You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I think people are normalizing furries
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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