She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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