I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
