my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I would fuck him just for his dog
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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