My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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