We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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