Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
one two three fourrrrnication!
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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