i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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