they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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