like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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