i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
