I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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