can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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