you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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