dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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