Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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