If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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