I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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