remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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