So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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