She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize