My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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