office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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