Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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