apparently the secret to your success is patron
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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