Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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