Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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