Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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