That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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