everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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